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 |  Subject: Knock Knock Jokes  Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:43 pm | |
| Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alva!
Alva who?
Alva heart!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alvin!
Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allan!
Allan who!
Allan-d of Manhattan!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allegra!
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alda!
Alda who?
Alda time you knew who it was!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba!
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alberta!
Alberta who!
Alberta'll be over in a minute!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee!
Albee a monkey's uncle!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agnes!
Agnes who?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alice!
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Audrey!
Audrey who?
Audrey be doing this!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Augusta!
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aunt Lou!
Aunt Lou who?
Aunt Lou do you think you are!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t's foot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia you going to let me in then!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos!
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amy!
Amy who?
Amy fraid I've forgotten!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anthem!
Anthem who?
You Anthem devil you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athens!
Athens who?
Athens I love you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atlas!
Atlas?
Atlas it's the weekend!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atomic!
Atomic who?
Atomic ache!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axl!
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alma!
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Almond!
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Astor!
Astor who?
Astor the ball is over!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Anndromeda Strain!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:57 pm | |
| LOL
its one long joke conner | |
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Unicorn
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| | Subject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:04 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:30 am | |
| - Quote :
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold! Rofl  | |
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R-Zilla
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| | Subject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:41 am | |
| Wow lots of jokes, cant read them all too many  I like some of them but a few i heard loads of times before.  | |
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